"Why is your nose bleeding?" Because he had an aneurysm from the lack of brains that fangirls have.
"How can we not? They're male ballerinas" It's easy, It's called will power! And no, They are not the ones that do that, Your brain does, Control yourself, Please! Plus there are maleballerinas in real life.
Princess Tutu. It's a really amazing, Disney-esque kind of show and sincerely, if you're not squeamish about ballerinas, I can recommend it to anybody. The beginning is a little fru-fru, but man, the story gets so incredible. *gushes helplessly about one of her favorite shows*
Hard not to think of them like that when you have experience in the yaoi world. I mean, Mytho sleeps naked, never wears pants unless he's in public, and does anything Fakir says without question. Who wouldn't take advantage of that, at least a little? Mytho's so cute! X3